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Dress Knee Sock

Made from soft steel-blue cotton with gray lettering, toe and heel caps, these VODKA dress socks (as seen on Live With Kelly & Michael) are perfect to pair with Petrossian, your best Zhivago ‘stache, and a fine faux bearskin rug, with a fire raging, in the arms of your lover on a cold winter night. And remember, when you can’t outthink ‘em, you gotta out drink ‘em! Nostrovia!




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Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.

🇺🇸Made in USA 🇺🇸

This is a dress weave knee sock and will fit from a women’s size 6 US to approximately a men’s 12.5 US. Knit in a thinner weave, these socks are best suited for lean to mid-sized legs. They fit to the knee up to about 6’, and wear comfortably with all shoe types. Machine wash cold, line dry.

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One Size Fits Most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.

Made in USA.

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