
Derriere of Doom
Dress Crew Sock
The sudden appearance of a headless derriere may foreshadow catastrophe, ruin, or annihilation so watch out! We all know what happens when the Red Queen yells "Off with their heads!" Beware of jumping into rabbit holes. This time take the blue pill, and just keep telling yourself: they're only socks. They're only socks.







So, wtf?
Get these socks. They're only $ 15.
One Size Fits Most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.
Made in USA.