
Eye of The Doomed
Dress Crew Sock
To achieve the desired effect, mix 1 gallon of rainbows with three drops of spider’s blood and bring to a boil, inhaling the vapors. When the smoke turns pink, close your eyes and turn six times clockwise. Take what's left and drip onto blotter paper. Trust us, it's better than most of what passes for LSD these days.





So, wtf?
Get these socks. They're only $ 15.
One Size Fits Most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.
Made in USA.