BEER: America’s favorite adult beverage. Now: America’s favorite sock. Always made from super stretchy cotton, these athletic knee highs come in a variety of bold colors, guaranteed to give you a pep in your step and the perfect balance of hops. Get it? HOPS. This green and white pair goes great with a cool, refreshing Guinness and ensures you won’t get pinched on St. Patty’s day…unless that’s what you’re into, fella.