BEER: America’s favorite adult beverage. Now: America’s favorite sock. Always made from super stretchy cotton, these athletic knee-highs come in a variety of bold colors, guaranteed to give you a pep in your step and the perfect balance of hops. Get it? HOPS. Into something with a little tang? This red pair with white lettering and trim goes great with a pint of English Keg Bitter or Irish Red Ale. Because they’re red. Duh.