Gumball Poodle

Vodka Knee Socks

Made from soft steel-blue cotton with gray lettering, toe and heel caps, these VODKA dress socks (as seen on Live With Kelly & Michael) are perfect to pair with Petrossian, your best Zhivago ‘stache, and a fine faux bearskin rug, with a fire raging, in the arms of your lover on a cold winter night. And remember, when you can’t outthink ‘em, you gotta out drink ‘em! Nostrovia!

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One Size Fits Most. 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry. Made in USA.

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One Size Fits Most 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry. Made in USA.