Gumball Poodle

VODKA

These VODKA Ribbed Gym Socks in steel blue with white and turquoise accents are perfect to pair with Petrossian, your best Zhivago ‘stache, and a fine faux bearskin rug, with a fire raging, in the arms of your lover on a cold winter night. And remember, when you can’t outthink ‘em, you gotta out drink ‘em! Nostrovia!

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One Size Fits Most. 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Made in USA.

These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women’s size 6 US to men’s size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.

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One Size Fits Most 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.

Made in USA.