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Wanker

Take your dingy, white gym socks and sod off grampa! Only the finest cut of meat, red-hot with heat that walks to his own beat, is fit to slip his flippin’ feet in these WANKER athletic knee highs. Striped spankin’ blue and dreamy dark red with orange lettering, heel, and toe caps, these bold babies beat off the boring sock blues and make sure they’ll never come back again. Wear a pair if you dare, WANKER!

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One Size Fits Most. 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Made in USA.

This is a stretchy athletic weave knee sock and will fit from a women’s size 6 US to a men’s 15 US. They reach to the knee up to 6’2” and can be worn as knee socks or over the knee socks on shorter legs (up to about 5’7”). The Athletic Knee Socks have a cushion foot for added comfort and are designed to stay up through any activity. Perfect to wear with your favorite sneaks or boots. Machine wash cold, line dry.

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One Size Fits Most 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry.

Made in USA.