Gumball Poodle

Wanker

Take your dingy, white gym socks and sod off grampa! Only the finest cut of meat, red-hot with heat that walks to his own beat, is fit to slip his flippin’ feet in these WANKER athletic knee highs. Striped spankin’ blue and dreamy dark red with orange lettering, heel, and toe caps, these bold babies beat off the boring sock blues and make sure they’ll never come back again. Wear a pair if you dare, WANKER!

$12

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One Size Fits Most. 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry. Made in USA.

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One Size Fits Most 75% Cotton, 17% Polyester, 5% Spandex, 3% Rubber.

Machine Wash Cold. Hang Dry. Made in USA.