Biden Befuddles Bowles, Breaks Wind with Butt

 BREAKING (wind): things really warmed up at the Cop26 climate summit when Camila Parker Bowels made movements, reporting that our very own Joe Biden farted “loudly and longly” out his oval orifice. While POOTUS’ tenure has been marked by his silent and subdued public profile, there have been rumblings that what he lacks in the gassy bluster of his predecessor, he more than makes up for in pungency and persistence. Where former President Trump was known for hot mic blunders, our current Commander-in-Chief will surely be remembered for that hot ass thunder.

It cannot be confirmed, but more importantly, has not been explicitly denied, that America's 46th President was wearing IT'S OK TO FART socks at the time of the incident.