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I'm Officially Old...I Watch Birds
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I'm Officially Old...I Remember The '90s
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Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Pastel
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I ❤️ Naps
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I'm Too Old for This Shit
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Too Old to Party Too Young to Retire
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