Now You Can FART In 10 Different Languages!

Great news! In a noble academic pursuit, we've scoured the tomes and sacred books of worldly knowledge far and wide, and have distilled our studies down to only the most pertinent takeaways to enlighten you, dear reader, to the best ways to say your favorite word... FART!

Dutch - Scheet

French - Pet

Japanese - おなら

Arabic - ضرطة [durta]

Afrikaans - poep

Samoan - kiki

Latin - crepitu

Turkish - osuruk

Hungarian - fing

German - furz

...talk about global carbon emissions 🥁 💥