Whether you're cracking open a thousand year old amphora like Jaques Cousteau or stabbing your Franzia box with a knife cause you couldn't work the spigot, there really isn't a wrong way to drink wine.
We're not the only ones who enjoy a good glass of silly juice. See what dignitaries the world over have had to say about the humanity's most cherished beverage.
“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”
- Napolean Banaparte
“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
- Martin Luther
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
- W.C Fields
“The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”
- Benjamin Franklin
“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
- Pope John XXIII
"My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine."
- Ernest Hemingway
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
“There is truth in wine and children.”
“I shall drink no wine before it’s time! OK, it’s time.”
- Groucho Marx