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Get out your green food coloring and get ready to forget most of what happened today… it’s St. Patricks Day! What began as a solemn celebration commemorating the death of Ireland’s patron saint (he went by Pat, we think), the...
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The Asheville DMV got a little embarrassed recently when they let one slip 💨. After approving an application for a vanity plate that read "FARTSM" back in October, they quickly retracted their approval a few weeks ago after finding it was "offensive...
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The snow is beginning to melt down to that lovely car exhaust color, and everything is wet! We think it’s high time we celebrate the holiday enjoyed by some of our pastiest compatriots - St. Paddy’s Day! When things start...
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Cupid is blowdrying his wings and dry-cleaning his best diaper for a very special day… Valentines Day is upon us! Whether this means going out on the town with your special someone, or going to town on your special someone,...
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It may seem cheesy, but we love celebrating stupid holidays like today. Pizza began its life in Italy, and migrated to the States around 1905. It clearly caught on. Now, Americans eat 3 BILLION pizzas a year. WOW! That might...
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